Miscellaneous

when not to laugh.

I try really hard to not laugh when a kid tells me something that is super serious to them, but is super absurd to me. It happens a lot, as they are kids afterall. Keeping a poker face is a star that I’ve almost earned. The other day, a student of mine misplaced his jacket and iPhone. He used the school’s phone to call his dad and explain the situation. I added in what I think his dad probably said.

Kid: Dad, can you give me my cell phone number?
Dad: Why do you need your cell phone number? What happened to it?
Kid: Well, I lost my phone, it was in my jacket and I can’t find it in the locker room anymore.
Dad: Did you check the Lost and Found? Your classroom?
Kid: Yes, I did check but it’s not there! I need my cell phone number.
Dad: Why do you need your cell phone number? How will that help you find it?
Kid: Well, maybe the person who stole it will answer the phone and give it back!
Dad: WHY WOULD ANYONE ANSWER THE PHONE IF THEY STOLE IT?
KID: You never know!!

This was me:

when not to laugh.Luckily for the kid, he found his jacket and phone. Good laugh to end the work week!

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Miscellaneous

so much personality

He never had paper or a pencil for his classes, but he made sure to hand write an NFL rankings list every Monday morning without fail. He waved it high in the air as he walked through the hallway like it was his flag. The title of the list was “49ers are the best!” or something to that effect. Major sports kiddo. He’s one of my favorites for sure.

I have a huge stack of college pennants in my office, ranging from UC’s to CSU’s, private to HBCU’s, and what nots. Every time he’s come in during the past two weeks, he made it a point to look through them and would tell me if the basketball team was going to play in the NCAA tourney. “Nope, didn’t make it. Nooo, they didn’t have a chance. I don’t want that one. Yea, they’re in! Can I have it?”

Since he was on the rise and showing improvement in his classes after our last meeting, I visited him in class and made a deal with him to have him help me pick teams for my brackets once he finished with his work. He could not contain his excitement! His eyes bulged and his lips were pursed to hold back his smile. Kids noticed and asked him what happened but he just shook his head and continued working on his assignment. When he finally got to my office, I read off the names to him and without much thought, he knew exactly which ones to pick. “Gonzaga or West Virginia?” “Gonzaga!” “Iowa or Connecticut?” “Connecticut! but they call it UConn…” Apparently, I need to brush up on my college names. He was so excited with the process and took his time to carefully pick his NCAA Champion, North Carolina. C got in on it and filled out the rest of her brackets with his help, which I think he really enjoyed too. He was beaming. Before he left our office, he even tried to negotiate how we’d split our winnings. I offered him a nice treat or lunch, but he wanted to go “halfsies” on the winnings, ha!

It’s little things like this that keep me going.

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